the bourne legacy (i tell the whole movie (fyi))

WATCH AT HOME.... BUT IF YOU HAVE TIME TO WASTE IT ISNT A BAD MOVIE TO SEE IN THEATERS....

it starts off with an image of someone doing the dead man float only to come alive... lol

the first what seems like an hour of the movie is "cross" out in the arctic tundra... they show him doing random things which is pointless in fact.... there isnt a point to it at all.... i mean i guess its a huge let in on the assassination attempt (in case you dont know the company that "houses" these "secret human weapons" wants to erase any evidence of them aka kill all the agents... they try to kill cross and another agent while they are both in a cabin "for a training exercise")....

okay so then they movie jumps to a rouge chemist trying to kill all the "upper level" scientists that helped "build" the "bourne soldiers"

next thing you know you are at the house of the only surviving member and then the movie goes into action mode..... 

there is lots of fighting, lots of running, lots of random pointless information (about jason bourne)

sooooooooooo 

the parts of this film that i dont like are:

the "creators" of the bourne soldiers thought that cross was dead.... set aside from that; a team of killers was sent to kill the only person that wasnt killed by the rouge chemist.... cross saves her and burns down the house with 4 bodies inside.... by the time the creators figure out that the scientist is still alive "she" has a 17 hour head start of them..... 

the creators (there are like 3-4 different ppl/ groups idk they say there names over and over but it just gets confusing cause each one only knows part of whats going on at any given time)... they have to collect all types of footage... they then have to go through all that footage... they then have to...... i mean seriously... "cross and friend" have a 17 hour lead while the company is playing catch up and yet still somehow not only does the company catch up but they get ahead.... there is a huge time gap in this film that you are just suppose to overlook..... i mean i guess you could say while cross and friend were flying from one place to another that allowed enough time for the company to figure out what was going on.... but highly highly doubtful.... in the movie the company talks about having to gather info from "no-bodies" ... weather stations, private security cameras.... yet somehow they apparently get really really lucky that all these no names have a good system in place to share any and all information they have... (right)

okay so.... the company catches up and finds cross and scientist.... (more fighting)...

no one can stop cross (of course) and so then out of no where a new super super soldier is named....... IN THE PREVIEWS IT SPEAKS OF SKILLS OFF THE CHART AND NO "SIDE EFFECTS"..... welllllllllll turns out they werent talking about cross at all but in fact this other super super soldier anddddddd there is more than one of them cause #3 was sent after cross...... ( time makes no since in this movie.... cross becomes ill but you dont know how long he was ill... and its just all how in the world did they find them when they arent exactly paying for stuff with a credit card (easily traceable).... not important....

so the super soldier shows up only to be seen running ruff tops chasing after cross and then there is a car chase that occurs and then the super soldier gets killed cause of a motorcycle accident...

LIKE SERIOUSLY..... there wasnt a SUPER ACTION FIGHT SEQUENCE.... there wasnt any kind of defining attribute that this super soldier showed.... i mean really if it wasnt for the fact that they said this guy was "bourne 2.0" you would have no idea... he could really be just some random person who was trained in tracking (lol) ........ okay there is a scene were he kinda acts like spider-man that is jumps to a structure and then climbs down iT but the structure looks like a tower of some sort... basicly a ladder but the steps (prongs) are at a diagonal and not horizontal.... 

anyway.... the movie ends with cross and the scientist on a boat.... it leaves it completely  open for another "bourne movie" and maybe this time jason bourne and eric cross will team up to fight the "super soldiers"

big brother (wil eviction)

first i liked wil so a bit disappointed.... he was the only one who knew when ppl were lying...

the zingbot was dumb.... it was way to soon to throw in a zingbot.... there are to many members to start zinging.... the restraining order was funny however thats about it

showcasing jeff's show was a waste of time... clearly nothing interesting happened this week cause BB had to add jeff in the mix and then add currant events... time waster.... time waster.... time waster lol

this season is back to just sucking.... i really dont even care to watch but i have nothing better to do

HOW SAD IS THAT!!!

(spoilers) the campaign

WATCH AT HOME!

even though i watched this movie like 4 days ago i dont really remember anything about it (as in important or really funny parts)... i remember what was shown on the previews and the main twist in the end but that is about it..... sadly that means... this movie is forgettable (but i shall piece it together best i can lol)

(first off i should explain that im not a huge fan of comedy movies these days... its all about cursing when no need at all and making stupid remarks that are hilarious if you are on drugs... (whatever))

i went in not wanting to see this movie... i mean the new bourne is out and i was dragged to the campaign instead... blah.... BUT...

i actually enjoyed this one... its funny in parts but only if you are okay with making fun of ppl....

like oh man this dude is ridiculous what in the world is he wearing right now... or he looks like a complete idiot doing that... 

k so the movie follows 2 separate ppl at first... the politician and the no-body (im horrible with names so i avoid them altogether)

the politician is a sex crazed mindless moron but has been elected 4x and is running for a 5th term.... but these "big-shots" are wanting to get someone new in office (the theme of the movie)... the end up trying to think of what "idiot" they could get to appose the politician.... and this is where the "no-body" comes in... 

and that is pretty much it... 

everything you know about politicians is "spoofed"... 

the 2 candidates slander each other in front of others...

make ridiculous ad campaigns

the whole thing is about making the other look bad (like real politicians lol)

now...

if you are good at paying attention to little details you see early that its a really small town where everyone knows everyone kinda thing... as such the no-body is shown right from the beginning as someone that everyone in town knows and likes... so right off the bat youre like.... okay.... this guy is going to win cause he already knows everyone and everyone likes him...but.... he actually ends up losing the election cause the big shots rigged it for him to lose (money always wins in politics) .... but "the politician" withdraws his candidacy giving the no-body the office 

 AS I SAID ABOVE.... THIS MOVIE IS DEF A GOOD RENTAL BUT... THAT IS ABOUT IT 

masterchef

im going to keep this one simple..... im glad with the ppl that have left and i like the ones that have stayed...

i would really like christine to win............ i really dont want david to win

but in the end as long as david doesnt win im cool with any of the contestants that are left winning lol

hells kitchen

first off...... i really liked guy.... i liked his attitude, he was funny..... i didnt like that he left so soon.... but whatever

i dont want barbie to win..... i wouldnt mind if dana or christina won.....

now this season:
i liked the drama.... the very first episode they had the pre-view i literally teared up with excitement lol...

im sry im a little at a lose for words right now... it could be cause i only get to watch them online now and they havent been on for like 2 weeks now...

its also the fact that im starting blogging about this near the end of it all... i mean we are down to 5 (i havent seen the last episode though so dont ruin it lol)..... ill def try and be more on the spot in future posts focusing on the episode that just aired instead of kinda summing everything up best i can remember

big brother

.... big brother... what can i say.... im not really liking this season....

i think it def. got better with the coaches no longer being coaches.... but i serious cant stand boogie... he just annoys me and then pretends he is the master of this game or something....
"if they nominate me i will be super pissed... if they dont nominate me i will be super pissed..."
--- dude seriously get over it.... you are scared to get kicked out of the house like everyone else and yet you try and make it seem like you dont care either way (whatever)

this season the cast........ who cares lol... i like britney but she is a repeater....
wil is really funny and isnt easily fooled which i really like... but he doesnt really strike me as a contender... i just cant find myself rooting for him.... but if he wins i wouldnt mind it....

there isnt anyone im rooting for this season which saddens me......... i at least want one person that i want to win lol

whatever....... i just really hope frank dan or boogie dont win..... so i at least have the ones i dont want to win lol... thats something right?

movies/reality

k so.... i have kinda decided that i will start posting my opinions on movies and the reality tv shows...

i go to the movies almost ever week with 2 really good friends of mine... but.... i also work nights so im  not sure how much i remember and or if im awake enough to post lol

anyway.....

right now the reality game shows i am watching are:
big brother
hells kitchen
masterchef

i was going to start right in but.... maybe some of you dont like certain shows or maybe you only want to read comment i have on movies..... so ill start a new post...