WATCH AT HOME.... BUT IF YOU HAVE TIME TO WASTE IT ISNT A BAD MOVIE TO SEE IN THEATERS....
it starts off with an image of someone doing the dead man float only to come alive... lol
the first what seems like an hour of the movie is "cross" out in the arctic tundra... they show him doing random things which is pointless in fact.... there isnt a point to it at all.... i mean i guess its a huge let in on the assassination attempt (in case you dont know the company that "houses" these "secret human weapons" wants to erase any evidence of them aka kill all the agents... they try to kill cross and another agent while they are both in a cabin "for a training exercise")....
okay so then they movie jumps to a rouge chemist trying to kill all the "upper level" scientists that helped "build" the "bourne soldiers"
next thing you know you are at the house of the only surviving member and then the movie goes into action mode.....
there is lots of fighting, lots of running, lots of random pointless information (about jason bourne)
sooooooooooo
the parts of this film that i dont like are:
the "creators" of the bourne soldiers thought that cross was dead.... set aside from that; a team of killers was sent to kill the only person that wasnt killed by the rouge chemist.... cross saves her and burns down the house with 4 bodies inside.... by the time the creators figure out that the scientist is still alive "she" has a 17 hour head start of them.....
the creators (there are like 3-4 different ppl/ groups idk they say there names over and over but it just gets confusing cause each one only knows part of whats going on at any given time)... they have to collect all types of footage... they then have to go through all that footage... they then have to...... i mean seriously... "cross and friend" have a 17 hour lead while the company is playing catch up and yet still somehow not only does the company catch up but they get ahead.... there is a huge time gap in this film that you are just suppose to overlook..... i mean i guess you could say while cross and friend were flying from one place to another that allowed enough time for the company to figure out what was going on.... but highly highly doubtful.... in the movie the company talks about having to gather info from "no-bodies" ... weather stations, private security cameras.... yet somehow they apparently get really really lucky that all these no names have a good system in place to share any and all information they have... (right)
okay so.... the company catches up and finds cross and scientist.... (more fighting)...
no one can stop cross (of course) and so then out of no where a new super super soldier is named....... IN THE PREVIEWS IT SPEAKS OF SKILLS OFF THE CHART AND NO "SIDE EFFECTS"..... welllllllllll turns out they werent talking about cross at all but in fact this other super super soldier anddddddd there is more than one of them cause #3 was sent after cross...... ( time makes no since in this movie.... cross becomes ill but you dont know how long he was ill... and its just all how in the world did they find them when they arent exactly paying for stuff with a credit card (easily traceable).... not important....
so the super soldier shows up only to be seen running ruff tops chasing after cross and then there is a car chase that occurs and then the super soldier gets killed cause of a motorcycle accident...
LIKE SERIOUSLY..... there wasnt a SUPER ACTION FIGHT SEQUENCE.... there wasnt any kind of defining attribute that this super soldier showed.... i mean really if it wasnt for the fact that they said this guy was "bourne 2.0" you would have no idea... he could really be just some random person who was trained in tracking (lol) ........ okay there is a scene were he kinda acts like spider-man that is jumps to a structure and then climbs down iT but the structure looks like a tower of some sort... basicly a ladder but the steps (prongs) are at a diagonal and not horizontal....
anyway.... the movie ends with cross and the scientist on a boat.... it leaves it completely open for another "bourne movie" and maybe this time jason bourne and eric cross will team up to fight the "super soldiers"
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