Thursday, May 10, 2012

gay sex in heaven lol

last sunday we read scripture (at church) that spoke of 2 angels.... so it got me to ?... why are there always 2 angels... (and now i will lead you down the path of my brain trying to piece together an answer to this question only to go very wrong lol)

i wonder if there are always 2 cause they can protect each other...
----it is easier to say no to temptation when you have someone else there to stop you if you start to seriously consider...
--------------if they get attacked (literally) 2 is better than one plus.... if the numbers are sketchy one would be able to get away while the other sacrificed himself (figuratively) and the other angel gets reinforcements

or maybe they are companions like best friends who always help each other out or give company 
or they are companions like lovers... but angels are always males??? the bible seems (if they mention sex) to always say the angels are males...

how ironic for christians if everyone in heaven is gay... but that would also mean we are in heaven having sex....

do we have sex in heaven? if the purpose of sex is procreation, "be fruitful and multiply", then there would be no need for sex in heaven right????

how upset would "christian" gay haters be to find out that everyone in heaven has sex and they are all males...
then again think of the woman.... they turn into males and have gay sex... well at least they are still attracted to males
what about the lesbians how much would that suck..... not only are they now male, but now they are attracted to guys.... (sucks to be you lol)

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